Will the REAL Phenolic Count Please Stand Up?

Who do you believe when it comes to High Phenolic EVOO?

Hippocrates called olive oil made from green unripened olives, “medicinal” Science now proves it.

This question isn’t funny, but I’m going to tell you a joke anyway. It’s a “dad” joke:

You know, there is no such thing as vampires… unless you count Dracula.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say there are vampires in the olive oil industry, but I do…